2017 Audi S8. 605 horsepower, 4 door, AWD, carbon ceramics.  That’s all you need to know on the 2017 Audi S8.  If you can afford the price of admission.  This is your car.  There are no other alternatives that yield this level of luxury, refinement, speed and stealth.  It’s a literal rocket wrapped in leather that happens to massage you on the way to the moon.  If you’re expecting me to nitpick this car just stop here.  I’m not going to be like other journalists who quibble about the size of the infotainment screen.  Fuck off.  It does 0-60 in 3.3 seconds and rockets pass the ¼ mile in 11.6 seconds.  There is no ‘but’ there is no ‘ummm’.  There is just this:   This is the best car I have ever driven.  If you can afford this.  Buy this.