C5 Corvette... here's why you (I) do & don't need one?

Man do I need a C5 Corvette ! ? The punctionation is weird right there because that’s both a question AND a declaration lol. Problem is, I’ve already got way too many cars (a normal person would say)… and I don’t need it. But when it comes to cars, I’m kinda like Sarah McLachlan is with dogs/cats, and I wanna give them ALL homes… in & around my yard lol. Logic has no place here. But there are actually some pretty compelling arguments for why I should get a C5. And why you should too.