Alright – I figured I’d ask: What was the worst present you got for Christmas this year? If you’re Jewish, they probably all sucked – I know and I’m sorry. Joke. But seriously, if you are Jewish, just substitute Hanukkah for Christmas… and if you’re brown like Yousef… just make something up. My worst present was a penis pump. My mom gave it to me. Haha that’s not true. It was a gag gift at one of my friend’s parties (white elephant party). I put a pic of it a couple posts down in “Werking for Wagenwerks”. No – I haven’t tried it yet.
haha.. LIAR! i bet you used it and the only reason you dont like it.. is becuase your weiner is too tiny for it.. BAH! hhaha
my worst gift is from my aunt.. aunts and shit always give you theee worst gifts casue they are about 10yrs behind what you like.. so i love g-shock watches.. so in return i get a sweeet! iron man watch from target or something.. the shitty part is it doesnt have a tag.. so i cant return it… and im trying to come up with a good way to ask… hahaa..
enjoy that pump jonathan.. haha
One book, “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h1AzpB_soI
LOL! now i need to buy that bloody DVD!
Well this wasn’t really a present, but Enterprise gave me the gift on an “ugpgrade” for Christmas.
I had an accident before Christmas. Luckily, the guy who hit me had good insurance, so I got my car in the paint shop the week before Christmas. I went to get a rental, and I was joking with the lady about my big ass in a compact. Since it was right before Christmas, she decided to give me an upgrade for no charge.
She walks me out to take a look, hands me the keys, and says “Wow, you even got the sporty red model. Looks like Christmas has started off good for you!”
A Chevy Cobalt. What an -upgrade-
I was driving the other day, and it just died. No joke, the car has less than 6000 miles. I went to open the back door to grab my tripod out of the back and the entire door weatherstripping fell out. I had to stick it back in and remember not to use that door anymore. Its fully loaded, too, with great options like manual windows, playschool style interior design, and seats that feel like the same ones they use in the back of minivans. Despite being an “intermediate”, I have a whole lot more room in my ’95 Civic. Seriously.
But hey, it does pretty sweet neutral drops with lots of sccrreeeeeeeeech!! when you over inflate the tires. Oh, and since its not mine, I don’t mind parking it on curbs, not slowing down for speed bumps, or driving through a ditch here and there when I get blocked in somebody’s driveway.
LOL! yeah i wuv the Lego interior pieces of the Cobalt.
You have to love it when you get religious stuff for Christmas. I received a Bible and a few religious t-shits that will work great when I need to work on a car.
^^^^ even Jesus would lol at that. Tough break man. =)
Bibles are highly desirable gifts. Did you know the most stolen book from Barnes & Noble is the Bible! And the thefts peak during the Holidays! I used to work there 6-7 years ago.
Umm, isn’t stealing a Bible kinda against the whole point of it? Maybe it is the Jews…. jk!