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A Cruise Robotaxi drove itself into wet concrete & got stuck like a Robotwat. The location… waaaait for it… San Francisco. This incident comes just less than a week after California officials gave Cruise & Waymo full access to go wherever & whenever they want through the city. And – it happened just a few days after 10 Robotaxis lost connectivity & blocked a road outside of a concert, making already bad traffic exponentially worse.

*Takes a deep fresh breath of I told you so

John Reynolds, Commissioner of the California Public Utilities Commission literally just said less than a week ago,

“Today is the first of many steps in bringing AV transportation services to Californians.”

Please read that in a muppet voice for accuracy. But guys, on a serious note – it’s taking less than a week at this point… to clearly illustrate how California’s leadership unleashes idiocracy. How much clearer do you need this to be? Not to mention…

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People are banging like rabbits in these things. 

Oh yeah… true story. For many Californians, plowing fields in the back of a Cruise Robotaxi has become an adrenaline sport of sorts. And AV robotaxis are on their way to quickly becoming a soggy cesspool of semen & syringes. It’s what they deserve. I just don’t get it, we’ve done public transportation – and it blows. Aside from a Disney World monorail, it’s all dirty, and suspiciously full of things that give you rashes & STDs. That’s why people grow up & buy their own car. But now – we want to go back to public transportation just because it’s driverless?! At least a driver can turn around & say, “HEY, GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE!!!”

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