We’ve all been there: Your phone makes you to do an update, and then right afterwards, it “coincidentally” starts to sh¡t the bed. Well in similar news that shouldn’t be surprising, Tesla is having that same “coincidental” issue, and a class-action lawsuit is subsequently being brought against Tesla. Here’s the backstory…

Tesla’s can update themselves over-the-air when connected to the internet.

Tesla owners don’t have a choice in the matter, because arguably, they don’t actually own their own cars (I guess it’s in the fine print). Anyway, after these updates, some Tesla owners are experiencing an irritating 20% decrease in range or more. But that’s better than other owners, who have experienced complete battery failure. Hence the class-action lawsuit. But luckily, there is an easy solution…

Tesla lawsuit

In order to avoid this issue…

Don’t buy a Tesla. Don’t buy an EV. And don’t buy any new vehicle that can be updated over-the-air. Shocking I know.

See – Tesla/EV owners are a peculiar case, because they tend to be quite opinionated & vocal about the future of cars… while actually knowing very little about cars. But this is the future they wanted… and now they’re getting it. No one put a gun to anyone’s head and forced them to buy an Tesla. In fact, that gun is turned more in our direction… forcing the masses to comply to a suspiciously-forced & controlling EV agenda. Buying a Tesla was a decision that people made as competent, informed adults. And now some of them are suing Tesla for… being Tesla?! Oooof.

The cliffhanger is… 

This is just the beginning. Tesla has been selling substantially more cars in the last 3 model years (21-23) than all their previous years combined. So a lot more of this is likely coming… like a long fart trapped under the covers. 

Tesla over the air updates

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