GM issued a recall on the all-terrain, flagship, supposedly-beastly, 9,000 Hummer EV because it… got wet?? Yep – a faulty seal for the battery can leak, and when it does, your battery can get wet. And when that happens… it’s basically like dropping your phone in the toilet. Bricked. And unless you have a 9,000lb bowl of rice on deck… you’re pretty much screwed.